Tony Tzankoff

I am a professional sarcastic pain in the ass who speaks fluent Gibberish and has built an awesome robot (@fergybot4000) in addition to other internet projects.

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As I sit here worrying about the aftermath of my pending surgery (bilateral above-the-knee leg amputation), I do... https://t.co/4CXzwxLuA0

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Goodbye, left leg. 🙁 #amputation — feeling sad

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So sad... :-( #RIPGlenCampbell
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Angel Hilling, the "Crazy Cat Lady" starter kit that out will be arriving soon. 😁 https://t.co/NQCrSgjQvb

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Wow! That was pretty damn cool. https://t.co/pyfkQZtz4Q

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All I can say is "Wow!". :-o https://t.co/4ouch0uReq

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For the first time in my life, I might have to legitimately get my head examined. I had a little bit of an... https://t.co/nHrC5x5dnZ

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Please form a line down the hall and to the left... :-) https://t.co/BolG5vbO6V

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@qdoba Just now read about new rewards program. What happens to accumulated points from old program? Please don't say "null and void".

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LOL!!! Sounds about right to me.:-) https://t.co/ExMHLa8m7w

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LMAO!!! This is beyond awesome. :-) https://t.co/WmPJbKolyb

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Now THIS is awesome!!! 😝 https://t.co/gdf467VwRU

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@napcat1947 @CraigyFerg Insert "put your mouth on it and blow" joke here. 😊

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Here I am...well, sort of. 😜

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Auditions for the new AFLAC spokesperson took place today... 😮😛😝 https://t.co/vVSINQdydp

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!! :-o https://t.co/khXVwcGT5L

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! https://t.co/zVNwEhWFIv

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♫♪♫♪♫♪
And now, the end is near. (maybe)
And so I face the final curtain. (hopefully not)
My friends, I'll say it... https://t.co/65Vhy8jWK8

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Winde Thornhill :-) <3 https://t.co/aK7AXpnUG7