A baseball hall of famer, Rube Waddell, had a huge problem where he ran off the field mid-game to chase fire trucks on multiple occasions.
Also, opposing fans would repeatably distract him with "puppies and shiny objects", which he would run over to see
Hey, you. Yes, you. Fuck that monster. Yes. Do it. Have sex with that unholy abomination. Is it terrifying? Does it want to chop you into a million pieces? Good. Fuck it.