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[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[nathan @nathanrobii]

idk where sigourney weavers parents got her name from cause theres no one else named that but man did they nail it, she definitely is sigourney weaver

[@redaction @redaction]

Vaping in your bed and scrolling Twitter is pretty much the same as being on a yacht off the coast of Santorini

[✒️ @Literariium]

you turn 30 and the whole friendship group starts talking about taking magnesium

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

see how gracefully you age when you eat lumpia? adobo? every single day

[Nyel @nyelstrada]

this is what u get when u grew up with a lot of filipinos

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Duality of a woman

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

i don't know how to flirt, I told her she's a pillar of the community

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Asking “Can u pass me the vape” at the dinner table like its a side dish

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

don’t choke around me… i can’t spell himelyck manoover fast enough in the youtube search bar

[Caitlin Cook @DeadCaitBounce]

Just realized that I’m Claude for my mom

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

sober?in this economy?

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

When you don’t have time for a complete breakdown

[theyoungaidult @theyoungaidult]

[First Date]

me: so what are your hobbies?

she: hiking

me: hi queen

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Pig: I'm paranoid everyone wants to eat me
Therapist: I will cure you
Pig: Oh no

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

ok now this photo makes it look like she’s the one leading the search

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

these photos make it look like she’s playing Gollum I’m crying

[adriana arina @hotgirl420_]

I made a meme

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Oliver Twist after stealing a gua sha