50 Shades of Tay

bitchin’

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Someone asked me, “Would you date yourself?”

I answered, “The only reason why I still believe in love is because of the way I love”.

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

If you have watched Yankees baseball in the last week you deserve compensation

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am at the age where i understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[miia @miiagarro]

it’s hard being a lovebug in a world full of roaches

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love the feeling when you're reading a book and the title suddenly clicks, why it was used and what exactly it means. so satisfying.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

A concert ticket should come with a t shirt, I stand by that.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day or two)

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

My ADHD says, “Let’s just start.”

My autism says, “Not until we’ve optimized the entire process.”

So naturally, nothing gets done.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is seeing the problem in a project before anyone else, saying something about it, being told you're overthinking, and then watching the exact thing you predicted happen 3 weeks later.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the bookish equivalent of looking at a full closet and feeling like you have nothing to wear is staring at a massive pile of unread books and thinking you have nothing to read.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"I had way too much caffeine."

Most people: "You're about to be super productive."

People with ADHD: "Enjoy the nap."

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

travelling keeps you inspired. a change of environment is very good for the souł.

[eda ★ @edascofield]

i know the ocean is a woman because look how glittery she is

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

i wish i was a fairy

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.

[Jan @janelsooo]

I ain't gon lie to y'all. I been listening to Drake every single damn day since May 15th.

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

The "return to office" push has absolutely nothing to do with Collaboration or Culture. It's entirely about commercial real estate leases and middle managers realizing their entire job consists of walking around looking at people's monitors.

[nikita @poohthebear0]

everything’s funny until I’m sitting on a random rooftop, the sky turns orange and suddenly remember how little the problems are

[✰ @slowwlifee]

i wanna be mysterious but i also wanna show everyone the cool pictures i take