Robinson Crusoe

New Account. Old one was hacked. Kind Hearted Hustler. Nairobi iko na wenyewe. #GGMU

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Nairobi ukiwa a heartless love bomber you will never be single. There are just victims walking around waiting for that excitement…

[Angelorum tutela @GacheriNdumba]

Personally I do care who your father is because it’s contributing to my weird social theories.

I actually want you to tell me.

A lot of times the father is a person who is impressive on their own, but not the kind of impressive that automatically transfers to your kids.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Can confirm it works on adults too. (Do it as a self soothe, don’t go looking for mothers and fathers in your relationships)

[Njeri_Wagathima(block enthusiast) @_stayliquidd]

🤣🤣🤣 I kinda think it's easy. I don't struggle with this much and I rarely get disappointed.

Like, "babe I'm broke" ,, "babe I need my nails and hair done",, "babe I need 5k urgently" ,,,"babe si uniwekee pesa naenda sherehe " ,

Or just present a problem,, a smart man will know he needs to solve your problem ,like,"babe sijalipa rent",, "babe wifi imezima"

[🗼’ @kotiro__]

I have an idea but they both have to be open minded 😭😭😭

[Miss~adhiambo @SharonAdhiamb0]

I realised peer pressure hukuwa mindset, niko na this friend, she's clean af...no drugs no alcohol na anapenda sherehe mbaya😊she loves going out but mihadarati ni vitu huwezi mpata akitumia

[Leo Alexa🇺🇬📌 @alexkiko18]

Ladies from North have come with evidence to prove that they have water 😂... mbu you been talking about them that they don't have water 💦😂😂😂

[Bane @MisterAlbie]

I would cry. These are grounds...

[Afropolitan 🅰️🌶 @afropolitan]

Guess where they hid the money?👀

[Rash ™ @Rashousmane]

Huku Rongai uncle walevis hawawezi survive juu Huwa wanatolewa kwa mtaro kila asubui 😂😂

[Chloe @ItsAllPoliticss]

WARNING: new Jane doe texts tell a lot more of this story. Terrible situation all around - this is why the public mob shouldn’t jump to conclusions.

[Wesley Yang @wesyang]

Cornell health educators, like health educators at colleges and high schools across America, promote pornography, group sex, open relationships, bondage, and S&M as normal and healthy in chipper instructional materials bearing the school's official endorsement.

[Brucehurlz 🖐 @Brucehurlz2]

Bro had to play it cool and laugh his way to safety 😂

[fake blonde @topazspam]

@ajlxngx @grok https://t.co/kxlPfCZ9mZ

[Katie Goldin 🐜 @KatieGoldin]

"Chabibiti" permanently added to my vocabulary

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

He fired the people that greenlit SINNERS btw

[IRUNNIA @Irunnia_]

When a woman divorces a responsible father, she keeps the children away from him because she knows she will hurt him.

When a woman divorces a deadbeat father, she forces him to be in the life of the children and even calls him out online for being absent.

Life is funny 😄