Ruby Lemon

Trust yourself, think for yourself, act for yourself, speak for yourself. Be yourself.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

Older I get = Less people I trust.

[Cynthia Harris @Smiyanenko924]

TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I'm fine. 2) Tht was my last piece of gum. 3) I'll call you back. 4) I'm on my way. 5) I never got that text

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying. She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she's just really good at lying.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

I got pulled over for drunk driving... but honestly, in my defence, I didn't even know I was driving.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

Liking a Facebook status that is clearly about you, because you're a fearless bastard.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide use 3 fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

First Tab: Twitter ... Second Tab: Facebook ... Third Tab: YouTube.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

Black People Pray when they bout to Whoop somebodys Ass! "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

[Tobie Vrooman @DkumekhovG]

Two things to remember: Don't make decisions when you're angry, and don't make promises when you're happy.

[Anita Rosas @uchik1983]

Lies - Im fine : That was my last piece of gum : Ill call you back : Im on my way : I never got that text : I promise I won't laugh.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

I'm so good at sleeping, I can even do it with my eyes closed.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

Sex is like software: For every one who pays for it there are hundreds getting it for free.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

[Sylvia Ross @batonovag]

That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.