Marion Morgan

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

"Um, it's like that in every country, son."

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

Mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

Older I get = Less people I trust.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

If practice makes perfect. And no ones perfect, what's the point of practice?

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.

[Kathleen Walls @ZaulskayaG4]

Nothing brings two people together like the hatred of a third person.

[Theresa Miller @kborozdichev]

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

[Merna Garcia @kiryushichev]

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

That awkward moment when someone asks "what's wrong" and they're the problem.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

Nothing will ever change if you just sit there and don't have the balls to make it happen.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

[Amber Frye @F6Kutashovaz]

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure...

[Maggie Whatley @ArefLady]

Loyal women deserve the best!

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

Liking a Facebook status that is clearly about you, because you're a fearless bastard.

[Margaret Velazquez @khamchishkin87]

CLEANING MY ROOM: 1% Cleaning. 30% Complaining. 69% Playing with stuffs I just found.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

A bike cannot stand up on its own simply because it's "too tired" ?.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.