Suzanne Taylor

The people who say you can't, Are most likely scared that you will.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

Admit it, we all have that one person that you just wanna slap across the face.

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.

[Rachel Brown @apynackn]

Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. Shut up, please.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

I give respect to whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + Gun = Unstoppable death machine.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

The saddest love is to love someone, to know that they still want you, but the circumstances don't let you have them.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

Nothing brings two people together like the hatred of a third person.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

I think that Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"

[Kimberly Lassiter @ilner86]

"Quick operator send an S.O.S!" Operator : "How do you spell that?"

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

My girlfriend told me to see things from a girl's point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window.

[Ada Keith @2016_issa]

Reading a paragraph over and over again because you can't concentrate on it.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

Always remember the ones who were there for you.

[Jacqueline Campbell @lludyakova]

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

My level of maturity changes depending on who I'm around.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

[Kelly Mills @AlmyashevagE1]

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

[Brenda Stephens @81Semendyaeva]

I keep a baseball bat under the bed, just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.

[Suzanne Taylor @kifyak2016]

10 & Playing. -> 11 & Looking. -> 12 & Kissing. -> 13 & Touching. -> 14 & Sucking. -> 15 & Fu*king. -> 16 & Pregnant!