Timothy Fuentes

Always be strong enough to let go, and be wise enough to wait for what you deserve.

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

Nothing is more Beautiful than a real Smile that has struggled through tears..

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

Meeting another person as drunk as you are, and immediately becoming best friends!

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

When a girl is silent, she's either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.

[Ada Ryder @waxuzuzCl]

Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

When you first joined Twitter you never thought this shit would be this addictive..

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

Being Addicted to sex is like being addicted to pizza. When its good its great, but when its bad, its still pretty good.

[Delores Austin @mikhail_shastik]

Once you take my kindness for weakness, I will be a permanent asshole to you.

[Sheila Kitchens @77Artaeva]

That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave.

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

If Google can't find the answer, then it's not a question.

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

Shakespeare: "To be or not to be." Satre: "To do is to be." Socrates: "To be is to do." Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do."

[Mary Williams @ffedyanova_qk]

The less you give a f*ck, the happier you will be.

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

"What's a c-section?"

[Pamela Merrill @tavleriya]

That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like 5 times.

[Patricia Gallardo @nprunov_q]

Cop: "Sir, what's in that bottle next to you? Me: "It's water..." Cop: "Sir, this is wine" Me: "What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever.

[Adrian Hernandez @naumushkina]

I don't regret meeting you. I regret trusting you, thinking you were different.

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.