Bertie Smith

Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

Black People Pray when they bout to Whoop somebodys Ass! "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

[Dina Rodriguez @pdobretsov]

Two girls wear the same shirt: "She copied my style!" Two guys wear the same shirt: "BRO!"

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

Voldemort is like a girl.He has a diary,a favorite ring & necklace,a tiara,a special cup,a pet he adores & an obsession with a teen boy.

[Danielle Pace @bezzubkina]

"Fight!" ... "Where?!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS.*

[Martha Plante @StrongUlita]

My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and still have the best time together.

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

Facebook Is Like The Hood News. You Find Out Who Die, Who Was Fighting, Who Together, Who Broke Up, Who Fucking Who, Who Pregnant

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

When you first joined Twitter you never thought this shit would be this addictive..

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

Don't tease fat people, they have enough on their plates.

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

Our generation gonna have the weirdest looking grandparents ever... Tatted and pierced up. ''Grandma got tats & a lip ring yo!"

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want your money back.

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it.

[Laurie Yohe @GelsemMega]

I would go through many things for you. Let's start with your bank account.

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

Some of your best memories will come from your dumbest decisions.

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

I want my tombstone to say "Don't just stand there, water my flowers."

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

School Supplies: 1. Cellphone. 2. Charger 3. Headphones 4. iPod 5. Snacks 6. Homework. That I copied 7. Money