Leta Martinez

Dont be afraid to make mistakes. Be afraid of not learning from them.

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

When I say the other day, it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

A recent study shows that 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

[Anne Robinson @76Protas]

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you wll have trouble putting on your pants.

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

[Dawn Rennie @mikhalychev93]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply.

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house.

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right.

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we won't talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

[Kimberly Lassiter @ilner86]

I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

That awkward moment when you ignore someone's phone call and they call you from someone else's phone and you answer it.

[Jung Kellum @AysedoraMr]

When I've already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so I just agree.

[Donna Walker @81Brokha]

Niggas will spend $200 on shoes but got no car. . Guess them feet gotta be comfy while you walkin

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

[Carolyn Lloyd @yfadimeS]

Horror movies don't scare me. But eight missed calls from my mom does.

[Christina White @kgrenkov1]

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you wll have trouble putting on your pants.

[Pamela Merrill @tavleriya]

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

I hear everything, i just choose not to say anything.