Dawn Rennie

When someone is jealous, it just means they're afraid to lose you.

[Dawn Rennie @mikhalychev93]

I respect high school dropouts. I mean, who else is going to make my hamburgers?

[Dawn Rennie @mikhalychev93]

Spend time with people who make you happy... Not people you have to impress.

[Dawn Rennie @mikhalychev93]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

Lies - Im fine : That was my last piece of gum : Ill call you back : Im on my way : I never got that text : I promise I won't laugh.

[Mary Williams @ffedyanova_qk]

Don't stress over what could've been. If it should've been, odds are it would've been.

[Dawn Rennie @mikhalychev93]

I just read that YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging. It'll be called You-Twit-Face.

[Teresa Orcutt @88Ardanova]

A morning text doesn't only mean 'Good morning.' It also means 'I think about you when I wake up.

[Irene Wood @DanutaLeveeva]

Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad?"

[Dawn Rennie @mikhalychev93]

Me + Mathematics = Syntax error.

[Mary Williams @ffedyanova_qk]

The less you give a f*ck, the happier you will be.

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

"In my defense, Your Honor, humans ARE animals too. Personally, I think you should blame the petting zoo sign for not being more specific."

[Dawn Rennie @mikhalychev93]

Females will stop speakin 2 their friends over the littlest things but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times

[Dawn Rennie @mikhalychev93]

Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents.

[Julie Morris @76Savvateeva80]

Marriage is like a sweet romance story till you get to the lame M. Night Shyamalan twist where you realize you've been dead for years.

[Diana Fontenot @votinov83]

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.