Edith Stich

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

"You've changed" ... No actually i think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please your ass."

[Leigh Brown @2016Staneva]

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[Michelle Erickson @lbedinadze]

Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone.

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

Don't judge a persons choices if you don't understand their reasons.

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

I will never forgive Steve Jobs for leaving this world before making it possible to download pizza.

[Minnie Davis @podobreevskaya1]

I Love rumors, you learn things about your self that you never knew were true.

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

I speak 4 languages, English, profanity, sarcasm & real shit!

[Terri Reichard @bredikhinpolik1]

I don't care how funny something is, if I don't like you, I'm not laughing ....

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

God made coke; God made pepsi. God made me; Oh so sexy. God made rivers; God made lakes. God made you; Well... we all make mistakes.

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

If you fight like a married couple, talk like bestfriends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like bro and sis, its meant to be.

[Amy Griffin @kirkorovm2]

FUCK SCHOOL. FUCK THEM TEACHERS. FUCK THE PRINCIPAL. FUCK THEM UGLY ASS KIDS. FUCK THEM RULES. FUCK HOMEWORK. FUCK THEM FINALS. FUCK IT ALL!

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

Cashiers are always checking me out.

[Rose William @1977Agashina]

Liking a Facebook status that is clearly about you, because you're a fearless bastard.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

Paper cut = A tree's moment of revenge.

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

Loyal women deserve the best!

[Patricia Troia @medovshchikov]

Mum: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.

[Anita Duke @NozdrovskiyMr]

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend.