Amanda Martinez

You get in the biggest fights with the people you care about the most, because they are the relationships you're willing to fight for.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

"Never Mind." Definition: You should've listened the first 3 times b*tch.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

[Katherine Sowell @zkorelko]

A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own damn present!"

[Pamela Meneses @MrZonina]

When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO, p

[Karen Allender @PoteenkoMs]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

[Doreen Coleman @agafangeld1]

Liking a Facebook status that is clearly about you, because you're a fearless bastard.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

It doesn't matter how many times you looked, when your mom looks, she will find what you were looking for.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

You claim you're a bad bitch but you have no house, no car, no job? You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, bitch.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with those automatic coupon takers at the supermarket.

[Sharon Bedard @Fedosiy79]

My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them straight in the eye and said, "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause..." & walked away like a boss.

[Kristina Courtney @saltanchugaevs1]

In Hell you can't untag pictures of yourself.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

When they really miss u, they'll do something about it... If not, u'll know where u stand.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

Paper cut = A tree's moment of revenge.

[Velma Jones @izumixBlon]

Life is like a piece of chocolate you find on the floor. At first you're excited, but then you eat it and realize... that wasn't chocolate.

[Sharon Bedard @Fedosiy79]

Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

I take the USB from the computer without safely remove it because I like danger.