Denise Tirado

Friendship is like the rainbow. Sharing 7 colors of feelings: love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith, secret and respect.

[Rowena Dowdle @turchenkok1]

Twitter is a good excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid.

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

Those women on Fashion TV are so thin because no matter what time you switch to the channel, you'll always see them walking.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

"Never Mind." Definition: You should've listened the first 3 times b*tch.

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

$19.99; Because $20 is an outrageous amount of money!

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003 -2012 :(

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

I can keep secrets, the person I tell can't.

[Patricia Troia @medovshchikov]

You can't play with someone's feelings because you're unsure of your own.

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

Guess it's time to do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note "I can't live like this..."

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

W.O.M.A.N: Wise. Outstanding. Mature. Awesome. Nuturing

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

My wife left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

[Denise Flury @khisyuk]

Money may not solve every problem, but it would likely solve my money problem.

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

We breath air, trees make air, homework kills trees. Therefore, homework kills us.

[Amber Frye @F6Kutashovaz]

How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.

[Christina Merritt @tulintsevav]

"No, son. I'm married."