Cristy Osborne

The simple compliments mean the most. Make someones day.

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

I was on the road to nowhere. And I arrived.

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.

[Delores Austin @mikhail_shastik]

Life Guard: Don't dive off that board! There's no water in the pool! Dummy: It's ok I can't swim!

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

"Dad, was there colored TV when you were a kid?"

[Stella Kindred @76Akakiy]

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.

[Melissa Robinson @81Fil]

I honestly enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

[Rosalind Fiala @IgorSheykhov]

"You are what you eat." Thats funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately.

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

I hate how my mirror and camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.

[Irene Wood @DanutaLeveeva]

"What's a c-section?"

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

Guess it's time to do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note "I can't live like this..."

[Mary Hopkins @BakuninSeveryan]

Don't complain about the dentist fee of $90 for 1 minutes work to extract a tooth! He can make it last longer!

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

White people: "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" Black people: "OH HELL YEAH N*GGA THIS MY SHIT!"

[Lois Usry @SSanturyan]

In Hell you can't untag pictures of yourself.

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

Rumors are carried by haters, spreaded by fools, and accepted by idiots.

[Cristy Osborne @borodak1985]

You give me respect, I return respect.

[Alexandria Kelly @dpabaskina]

Don't place your happiness in someone else hand, because once they're gone, so is your happiness.