Melissa Bradshaw

When you stop accepting challenges, You stop moving forward.

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

A penny saved is a government oversight.

[Becky Castile @vanyutina1983]

When you stop looking for something, It finds you.

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video? >.<

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

Trying to find a song you heard on the radio by Googling a phrase from it.

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

Lies - Im fine : That was my last piece of gum : Ill call you back : Im on my way : I never got that text : I promise I won't laugh.

[Monique Wolf @kzroychikov]

Remember when I asked you out? No. Yeah, me neither.

[Shannon Butler @iciqaweJ]

#recipes #food https://t.co/jfOIzCCyrP

[Suzanne Yanez @chintsov1]

My son told me he could see the future. So I punched him in the face. "Guess you're not very good at it."

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

"There's plenty of fish in the sea..." "That's cool and all, but I'm human."

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

If someone asks you about a musical you haven't seen, fake it by saying, "I love that part near the end when they all sing together."

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

I sent a text message pouring my damn heart out, and all you reply back with is "K"... Bitch you was better off not replying.

[Dorotha Coley @magdalinskayag1]

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

If someone hid something on page 2 of google searches, no one would ever find it.

[Amanda McDevitt @96Evlampiy]

Racism is when the white iPhone costs more than the black.

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

I'm not lazy, Im energy efficient.

[Melissa Bradshaw @ANeverlan]

I need a punctuation mark that is halfway between a period and an exclamation point so I can answer texts without sounding bored or insane.