Maria Yates

Stop caring what people think. Stop taking caution in your actions, listen to what you want, do what you want, this is your life. Live it.

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

You can't keep f**king with other people's feelings just because you're unsure of yours.

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

Sometimes when you are arguing with a fool, he's doing the same thing.

[Amber Frye @F6Kutashovaz]

My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them straight in the eye and said, "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause..." & walked away like a boss.

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

When I say the other day, it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

I keep hitting "escape", but I'm still here.

[Sharon Lovely @MrOsmakova]

Cop: You know how fast you were going? Me: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Cop: There`s no traffic. Me: That`s how far behind I am!

[Meghan Hatfield @tsykalovadzhem1]

Me: "Haha I'm older!" Friend: "Haha you'll die first!" Me: "Not if I get my license first and run you over."

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

Saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.

[Elizabeth Conti @platays_zinoviy]

"It means 'to be happy'."

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

Liking a Facebook status that is clearly about you, because you're a fearless bastard.

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

I'm not lazy, Im energy efficient.

[Cheryl Collins @apujaDorr]

*Browsing Facebook* *See's bitchy status* 78 COMMENTS! *Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good.

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

What do they call the cause of death if an axe fell on you? An axe-i-dent!

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

Eating solves everything. When you're sad. When you're mad. When you're bored.

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

I want to open up a store next to "Forever 21" and call it, "Finally 22"

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

"What does STFU mean?" "Shut the f*ck up!" "Damn dude, chill... I was just asking..."