Patricia Cobbins

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success..

[Diana Fontenot @votinov83]

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

[Maria Hampton @MechislavPepkin]

I'm pretty sure fat people cry on purpose so they can taste their tears.

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

You can't keep f**king with other people's feelings just because you're unsure of yours.

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

[Bertie Smith @VipValentas]

Facebook Is Like The Hood News. You Find Out Who Die, Who Was Fighting, Who Together, Who Broke Up, Who Fucking Who, Who Pregnant

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

Ever looked at your bestfriend and thought "why aren't we comedians"?

[Katherine Sowell @zkorelko]

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch them in the face.

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

This long distance relationship is killing me im moving my fridge to my room.

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

Suicide bomber: "EVERYONE HAS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE!" Turtle: "You bastard..."

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

"I'm going to bed" .. really means .. "I'm going to lay on my bed and be on my phone."

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

If you fight like a married couple, talk like bestfriends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like bro and sis, its meant to be.

[Bettyann Fitch @TimonyaMega]

I'm the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

"Never Mind." Definition: You should've listened the first 3 times b*tch.

[Shannon Butler @iciqaweJ]

#recipes #food https://t.co/jfOIzCCyrP

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

I am always right even when I am right about being wrong.

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

Admit it, You only check your voicemail to get rid of that little icon you got tired of seeing.