Donna Walker

No matter how busy a person is, if they really care, they'll always find time for you.

[Donna Walker @81Brokha]

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

The rewards for ambition in most countries are High Taxes.

[Donna Walker @81Brokha]

Just because you invented fire,doesnot mean you have to burn your fingers.

[Donna Walker @81Brokha]

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide use 3 fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

[Catherine Wingfield @KspesivykhY]

"I'll just sleep for 5 more minutes.." *30 mins later* "SHIT!!"

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

"Dad, why don't people make snow-women?"

[Katherine Sowell @zkorelko]

A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own damn present!"

[Donna Walker @81Brokha]

A computer science student cleaned his hands with a soap after removing a virus from his computer.

[Donna Walker @81Brokha]

Care too much, u get hurt... Care too little, u lose them.

[Donna Walker @81Brokha]

Skinny girls run the world because fat girls don't run.

[Donna Walker @81Brokha]

Niggas will spend $200 on shoes but got no car. . Guess them feet gotta be comfy while you walkin

[Leta Martinez @vagulich]

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

[Judith Quandt @LobachYuvenaliy]

Listening to someone tell a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

[Merna Garcia @kiryushichev]

You're 13 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin... And you wear more make -up than you do clothes. Your mother must be so proud.

[Victoria Kite @zaytunya]

Moonwalking into jail, because youre a smooth criminal.