Sylvia Kearney

Sometimes you have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains, and look forward to what's coming next.#Followback

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want your money back.

[Timothy Fuentes @KimaLapay]

I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

"Dad, why don't people make snow-women?"

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

Patient: How much longer do I have? Doctor: Ten. Patient: Ten What? Doctor: Nine...

[Cara Rivera @rutatolstonoso1]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives a fuck"

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

The rewards for ambition in most countries are High Taxes.

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

I speak 4 languages, English, profanity, sarcasm & real shit!

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

Saying you'll wake up EARLY to get something done... then when you wake up, convincing yourself it's not important.

[Amanda McDevitt @96Evlampiy]

Racism is when the white iPhone costs more than the black.

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

[Lisa Norris @pavlinl1]

When someone tells you to, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it.

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

When I'm depressed I cut myself.... a piece of cake

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

My bank sent me a letter saying it's the last time they will spend 50 cents to tell me I have 2 cents in my account.

[Kathy Huck @89Illarion]

The weirder you sculpt your facial hair, the less likely I am to put you out if you're ever on fire.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday.. weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday.

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

Why are people from other schools so hot? -_ -