Donna Hoots

When times get rough you'll find out who your real friends are.

[Betty Watts @LNogacheva]

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

Be careful who you trust, some people want to know your business just to tell your business.

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

If she's a Hoe in her Tweets.. Then she's a Hoe in the Streets!

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

If you fight like a married couple, talk like bestfriends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like bro and sis, its meant to be.

[Cheryl Collins @apujaDorr]

*Browsing Facebook* *See's bitchy status* 78 COMMENTS! *Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good.

[Victoria Kite @zaytunya]

Everyone has one friend that they secretly hate.

[Priscilla Holman @81Dosifey]

All the girls who die for a zero Figure.. Remember 'Real Men go for Curves....Only dogs go for Bones' ENJOY.. !!

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

Teacher: "From all the talking I assume you're done with your homework." Student: "From all the complaining I assume you're still single."

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

Why are people from other schools so hot? -_ -

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

[Amber Frye @F6Kutashovaz]

Dear Michael Jordan please start making condoms so these people will start wearing them..

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

The awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

I'm pretty sure the reason bugs fly around our heads, is because they get a sick pleasure watching us slap ourselves.

[Tracy Macon @ttelipman]

Rumors are carried by haters, spreaded by fools, and accepted by idiots.

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

"Here, I think this clip from the movie Alien will give you an idea."

[Anne Hood @97_arkhip]

Sometimes God doesn't give what you want. Not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more!