Judith Quandt

A person who truly loves you, is someone who sees the pain in your eyes, while everyone else believes in the smile on your face

[Kathleen Cabrera @tamirovv]

Noone dies a virgin...life screws us all.

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

You know you're fucked on a test when the Asian kid says "shit."

[Sondra Nichols @marmyadetkovsk1]

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone joins in... I'm like "Bitch, this isn't high school musical"

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

That awkward moment when a package says "Easy open" & you end up using scissors, knife, hammer and a gun trying to open it.

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

I keep a baseball bat under the bed, just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.

[Thea Vergara @MissErazm]

Real men always have time for their woman. No matter what, even if he's busy, he'll find a way to make time for her.

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

I am going to buy a dog, name it naked and tell people I have to walk naked down the street.

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

"Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?"

[Lonnie Hammond @ManizhaZamesova]

If you dont know shit, dont say shit.

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

Sitting at Home: "Oh. It's raining. Cool." Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

[Yong Mishler @Chakhotkin88A]

I know kung-fu, taekwondo, and 34 other dangerous words.

[Kimberley Rose @ichernizov]

Dr. Seuss could've been the greatest rapper alive

[Darla Orozco @IqKovershina98]

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can`t figure out what you meant.

[Bonita Valencia @neplokhovam]

That awkward moment when you want to scare someone but they take too long to come out.

[Judith Quandt @ksogdatbanu]

That awkward moment when someone asks "what's wrong" and they're the problem.

[Janine Batson @88Akinfiy]

You know, I wasn't convinced about that complicated political issue until I saw your overly simplified bumper sticker.