Laura Arthur

If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost.

[Velma Jones @izumixBlon]

I speak 4 languages, English, profanity, sarcasm & real shit!

[Elizabeth Lee @VarvadyukVip]

I don't regret meeting you. I regret trusting you, thinking you were different.

[Margie Farrar @MrZyurnyaeva]

Ignore me ? Okay that's cool, just don't be mad when I ignore you.. Bitch

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

[Amanda McDevitt @96Evlampiy]

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

i hate when people who choose to live their life wrong, always claim to be the victim. you know what your doing.

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

"Dad, why don't people make snow-women?"

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

[Theresa Burch @aksentiymanevi1]

"You've changed" Ummmm actually I think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please you."

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

No... I'm not drunk.. Floors need hugs too.

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE

[Kelly Mills @AlmyashevagE1]

The one day I try to be nicer, Is the one day that everyone decides to be a bitch.

[Carrie Paez @MsSavvatey]

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

"Age is just a number" - Yeah well...Jail is just a room.

[Donna Payne @butyrskikhdari1]

Friend: "Whats a good movie?" Me: "Snakes on a Plane." Friend: "Whats it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat."