Brenda Stlaurent

Breathe. It's just a bad day, not a bad life.

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Boy: bitch! Girl: Ha, i've been called worse. Boy: Like? Girl: Your girlfriend.

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

"Damn, I forgot to update my Facebook status saying I was at the gym... Now this whole workout was a waste!" -Douche

[Melissa Robinson @81Fil]

When I'm ignoring a phone call, my phone seems to ring way longer than usual...

[Jennifer Green @vasimaa1]

I used to be able to make ends meet. But now they just stare at each other awkwardly from across the room.

[Flora Parker @tevfimiy]

It's ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, and love those who hurt us and hurt those who love us. *Sigh*

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. I just don't understand why marriage is still legal.

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

Once you start to dislike someone. everything they do begins to annoy you.

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

I've tried to guess someone's password but failed.

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

If your Twitter pic is a car, then I can only assume you're a transformer.

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

I just read that YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging. It'll be called You-Twit-Face.

[Winifred Sorensen @ErnestMiglovets]

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

Admit it, You only check your voicemail to get rid of that little icon you got tired of seeing.

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

I want my tombstone to say "Don't just stand there, water my flowers."

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If i'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen?