Vicki Dennie

Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect!

[Gail Tejeda @88Sluzhitel]

'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...

[Donna Hoots @kmadinya]

If she's a Hoe in her Tweets.. Then she's a Hoe in the Streets!

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face.

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

When you are losing an argument on the internet, remember that attacking your opponents spelling and punctuation is always advisable.

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

Lies - Im fine : That was my last piece of gum : Ill call you back : Im on my way : I never got that text : I promise I won't laugh.

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name, amen."

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

98% of the people in this world are stupid! Lucky for me, I'm part of the other 5%.

[Lydia Abraham @ligiyafedorysh1]

Were there any great men born in this town? No only little babies.

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

When somebody says "10 years ago" I think about the 90's instead of 2002.

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

If you're talking behind my back you're in a good position to kiss my ass.

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

Remember when I asked you out? No. Yeah, me neither.

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

White bitches get pregnant and get a show "16 and Pregnant" Black bitches get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.

[Lonnie Hammond @ManizhaZamesova]

Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

[Anne Robinson @76Protas]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

[Janet Potter @zlokazova2016]

No God, No Peace... Know God, Know Peace.

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. I just don't understand why marriage is still legal.