Regina Gordillo

If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we won't talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

When a movie says based on a true story it gets 10 times scarier.

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

A bike cannot stand up on its own simply because it's "too tired" ?.

[Carrie Parker @88Yuriya]

Don't f*ck with someone else relationship just cause you can't stay in one.

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!

[Monica Hill @VityaVorzheva]

I hear everything, i just choose not to say anything.

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

When a movie says based on a true story it gets 10 times scarier.

[Geraldine Grover @DarovStrong]

Hellurrr!!

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

I sent a text message pouring my damn heart out, and all you reply back with is "K"... Bitch you was better off not replying.

[Denise Tirado @tsafta1]

My wife left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition.

[Teresa Orcutt @88Ardanova]

A morning text doesn't only mean 'Good morning.' It also means 'I think about you when I wake up.

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

If you're talking behind my back you're in a good position to kiss my ass.

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

My Boss asked me to start the Presentation with a Joke; I attached my Salary Payslip on the 1st Slide.

[Helen Davis @HbTluchkevich84]

"Dad, what does 'gay' mean?"

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

The best way to make someone remember you? Borrow money from them.

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

Two girls wear the same shirt: "She copied my style!" Two guys wear the same shirt: "BRO!"

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

Fellas: If a girl can put up with you through your worst days, and still stick with you and your mistakes, then you shouldn't let her go.

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

Why won't Cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.

[Sharon Bedard @Fedosiy79]

My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them straight in the eye and said, "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause..." & walked away like a boss.