Jessie Dierks

Just because a person smiles all the time, doesn't mean their life is perfect. That smile is a symbol of hope & strength.

[Monique Wolf @kzroychikov]

That awkward moment when you start telling a story & you realize no one's listening so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything

[Emily Tober @LadyKolyasina]

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Don't you hate when somebody ask you to do something then complain how you do it?BITCH I AINT HAVE TO DO SHIT FOR YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE TF?

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Boy: bitch! Girl: Ha, i've been called worse. Boy: Like? Girl: Your girlfriend.

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there's no place like home.

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Me: "Haha I'm older!" Friend: "Haha you'll die first!" Me: "Not if I get my license first and run you over."

[Brenda Stephens @81Semendyaeva]

Yelling random numbers when someones counting. You are truly cruel!

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition.

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

At school: if you take too long in the bathroom, EVERYONE THINKS YOU POOPED.

[Melissa Robinson @81Fil]

"What does STFU mean?" "Shut the f*ck up!" "Damn dude, chill... I was just asking..."

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

This is that awkward moment when we don't tweet about those usual awkward moment tweets.

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

I don't regret meeting you. I regret trusting you, thinking you were different.

[Frances Taylor @amagdalyuk]

"What's a c-section?"

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. I just don't understand why marriage is still legal.

[Anne Hood @97_arkhip]

I said to a fat girl today, You're a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don't know. I said, Salad tastes good.

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.

[Jessie Dierks @ezymappat]

Just held the door for an Asian guy. He said "Sank you", so I punched him in the face, I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that