Cassandra Havel

Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego.

[Emma Lahey @GZadiraevae]

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.

[Tammy Scott @MissZakhariy]

That moment of disappointment when you can't find the answer to your homework on Google.

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

Boy: bitch! Girl: Ha, i've been called worse. Boy: Like? Girl: Your girlfriend.

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

"I'll just sleep for 5 more minutes.." *30 mins later* "SHIT!!"

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

White bitches get pregnant and get a show "16 and Pregnant" Black bitches get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

The one day I try to be nicer, Is the one day that everyone decides to be a bitch.

[Theresa Burch @aksentiymanevi1]

Dear Michael Jordan please start making condoms so these people will start wearing them..

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

You claim you're a bad bitch but you have no house, no car, no job? You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, bitch.

[Bonny Birch @masyakinagalsi1]

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I'm on twitter 6. I'm eating

[Sylvia Ross @batonovag]

Cuddling, snuggling, smiling, laughing, kissing.

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

Me + Mathematics = Syntax error.

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories...

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

RETWEET and see what happens!

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in? That's God, playing The Sims, canceling your action.

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

[Cassandra Havel @gfedosey]

Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.

[Charlene Dotson @tsidyakova]

Hellurr!

[Crystal English @knyazhukn]

It's ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, and love those who hurt us and hurt those who love us. *Sigh*