Betty Knapp

Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort. It follows hard work. It doesn't come before.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

So when people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming?

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

Worry works! 99% of the things I worry about never happen.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

I cant stand when people say a baby's age in months after a year old, the parent is like "yeah he's 29 months old. Like, seriously?

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

Once you take my kindness for weakness, I will be a permanent asshole to you.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

The rewards for ambition in most countries are High Taxes.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

Fat guy : What are you looking at? Me: The reason double doors were invented.

[Stella Kindred @76Akakiy]

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

SCHOOL IS POINTLESS... English: We Speak It, History: They're dead get over it, Math: 1+1=2..Beyonce taught us that.. Spanish: We Have Dora.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

[Ada Keith @2016_issa]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

[Karen Kennedy @VeraChunakova]

To do list: 1. Dig a hole. 2. Name hole love. 3. Watch people fall in love.

[Barbara Presley @nazirova1988]

Trying to find a good time to tell my dog he's adopted.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in? That's God, playing The Sims, canceling your action.

[Madeline Salazar @jykparmiq1]

I got pulled over for drunk driving... but honestly, in my defence, I didn't even know I was driving.

[Margaret Velazquez @khamchishkin87]

Antique - A magic word that makes something old and useless suddenly priceless.