Emily Lamb

It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember...

[Velma Jones @izumixBlon]

Find the Gay person;

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories...

[Winifred Sorensen @94Akhmadeev]

My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" She just texted me "Your grandmother just died. LOL."

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will NEVER go back to how they use to be.

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

It's not hard to find someone who tells you they love you, Its Hard To find someone who actually means it.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

[Tammy Smart @gkrakasevich]

I hear everything, i just choose not to say anything.

[Monica Hill @VityaVorzheva]

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

Worry works! 99% of the things I worry about never happen.

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

Am I on twitter? Hell yeah! Did I text back? Fuck no! Did I see your subtweet? Surely did. Do I give a fuck? Fuck no!

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend.

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

In relationships, arguments are simply a test to see if a couple is strong enough to overcome it. It's what defines TRUE LOVE.

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

You should always be yourself. Unless you discover you're an asshole, son.

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

[Judith Snow @sass841]

A round of applause for that bitch who unfollowed you , blocked you and now is looking at your profile from their friend page.

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

Dont worry if you cant remember what happened, Facebook will forever.

[Theresa Burch @aksentiymanevi1]

"Dad, why don't people make snow-women?"

[Ethel Roebuck @ulotuDotti]

Sitting at Home: "Oh. It's raining. Cool." Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

White people: "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" Black people: "OH HELL YEAH N*GGA THIS MY SHIT!"