Amanda Long

You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, and you flirt like first loves, so obviously it's meant to be.

[Priscilla Holman @bakhishevavita1]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

If Facebook retains ownership of everything you post, I'm going to upload my debt.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

Don't steal. That's the government's job.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

Google: "I have everything!" Facebook: "I know everybody!" Internet: "Without me y'all are nothing." Electricity: "Keep talking, bitches."

[Theresa Burch @aksentiymanevi1]

"You've changed" Ummmm actually I think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please you."

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will NEVER go back to how they use to be.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

When quiet people talk and you realize they are absolutely hilarious.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

Panic attack: when you don't feel your phone in your pocket

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

At school: if you take too long in the bathroom, EVERYONE THINKS YOU POOPED.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

Early To Bed And Early To Rise, Proves Man Has NO Interest.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

[Maria Yates @MegaNesvat]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them they're quiet.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

"What does STFU mean?" "Shut the f*ck up!" "Damn dude, chill... I was just asking..."

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

I don't care if you're joking, if I'm in a bad mood, you're pissing me off.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

Rumors: carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by ignorants.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

I can keep secrets, the person I tell can't.

[Amanda Long @ermolayu1]

Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Katy Perry: Blue Hair. Rhianna: Red Hair [&] Lady GaGa: Green Hair. THE FREAKING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!