Betty Gobeil

Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me!

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

When people ask dumb questions, I feel I'm obligated to give sarcastic answers.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

Have you ever read a book by Shakespeare? No only by candlelight.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

I keep a baseball bat under the bed, just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.

[Joyce Pool @GolovyukMs]

If Google can't find the answer, then it's not a question.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want your money back.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

Once you take my kindness for weakness, I will be a permanent asshole to you.

[Janine Batson @88Akinfiy]

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, no way.

[Beverly Daub @avirypwin]

I just want to meet a girl who loves me for who I am or literally any other reason.

[Nanci Hebert @FlorentinSuper]

Ugly bitches be having their photos in all kind of fucking angles. Upside down, sideways and shit. BITCH YOU UGLY AT EVERY ANGLE

[Wanda Samuel @vladimirenkova1]

Knock, knock! Who's there? Luke! Luke who? Luke through the keyhole then you'll see who!

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

Why won't Cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

Some hoes will make sure they MAN get pancakes for breakfast & steak for dinner, but they kids eat cereal, hot dogs, & noodles all day.

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

I don't care if you're joking, if I'm in a bad mood, you're pissing me off.

[Rachel Brown @apynackn]

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[Betty Gobeil @MKukinovy]

Don't let people who barely do anything for you, control your feelings & emotions.