Pamela Nadeau

People say never give up but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're wasting your time.

[Jessica Johnson @ChkalinaMr]

Suicide bomber: "EVERYONE HAS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE!" Turtle: "You bastard..."

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

I work awfully hard trying to disguise the fact that I'm a lazy bastard.

[Margie Farrar @MrZyurnyaeva]

Ignore me ? Okay that's cool, just don't be mad when I ignore you.. Bitch

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

Remember when I asked you out? No. Yeah, me neither.

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

9 months before I was born, I went to a party with my dad.... But left with my mom.

[Laurel Felder @85Azaliya]

Those who say they "sleep like a baby", haven't got one.

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

When people ask dumb questions, I feel I'm obligated to give sarcastic answers.

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

Dear sneeze, If you're gonna happen, Happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

Most accidents are caused by people who drive in 1st gear while their minds are in neutral.

[Kristina Courtney @saltanchugaevs1]

FUCK SCHOOL. FUCK THEM TEACHERS. FUCK THE PRINCIPAL. FUCK THEM UGLY ASS KIDS. FUCK THEM RULES. FUCK HOMEWORK. FUCK THEM FINALS. FUCK IT ALL!

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

Cop: Why were you speeding? Me: I'm going to the store to get Oreos. Cop: Double stuffed? Me: Of course. Cop: Carry on.

[Lonnie Hammond @ManizhaZamesova]

This is a "A" & "B" conversation. . . So "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" & "F"s you up like a "G"

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

If you did not see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, dont invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth

[Keva Hartley @DiyaginMr]

I fell off a 100ft ladder today..... Luckily I was on the bottom step.

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

Saying "Thats crazy" when you haven't been paying attention to what someone's saying.

[Pamela Nadeau @tbabalova]

After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said.

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

[Pamela Meneses @MrZonina]

People will believe anything if you whisper it.