Tamara Lewis

Your words mean nothing when your actions are the complete opposite.

[Lawrence Guerrero @93Gurzhi]

My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat.

[Bertha Dudley @fgundarovadide1]

I suddenly realized why we cant see the future, because its still buffering.

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

That annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

[Orpha Morris @74Agapit]

R.I.P. Aaliyah. It's the 11th Anniversary. R-T FOR RESPECT.

[Doreen Coleman @agafangeld1]

Liking a Facebook status that is clearly about you, because you're a fearless bastard.

[Christina White @kgrenkov1]

Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

If you ever get sad, think of a T -Rex trying to masturbate

[Ethel Barnes @AbramFedorinin]

Let your light shine forth before men that they may see your good works & give glory to your Father who is in heaven. - Matthew 5:16

[Linh Daniels @mazurina2016]

"What do we want?" "A cure for obesity!" "When do we want it?" "After lunch!"

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

Life Guard: Don't dive off that board! There's no water in the pool! Dummy: It's ok I can't swim!

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

That awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out the way, but they move in the same direction.

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

FUCK SCHOOL. FUCK THEM TEACHERS. FUCK THE PRINCIPAL. FUCK THEM UGLY ASS KIDS. FUCK THEM RULES. FUCK HOMEWORK. FUCK THEM FINALS. FUCK IT ALL!

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

SWAG = (S)omething (W)e (A)ll (G)et tired of hearing

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

"Hi, Welcome to Hollister. Here's your gas mask and your flashlight."

[Lisa Soto @ChernyakinKarl]

The cost of not following your heart, is spending the rest of your life ... wishing you had.

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

The less you give a f*ck, the happier you will be.

[Tamara Lewis @florianarezchi1]

THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of ur eyes.