Theresa Janson

An ugly personality will ruin a beautiful face.

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

"You've changed" ... No actually i think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please your ass."

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

[Dina Rodriguez @pdobretsov]

When a movie says based on a true story it gets 10 times scarier.

[Michelle Erickson @lbedinadze]

My texting speed increases, when I'm mad.

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

This is how ghetto people count: 1) Wahh 2) Two 3) Three 4) Foe 5) Fieee 6) Sih 7) Selm 8) Ate 9) Naa 10) Teh 11) Lem 12) Twehh

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

The 1st restaurant on the moon didn't do very well. It had great food but no atmosphere.

[Jessica Johnson @ChkalinaMr]

Cashiers are always checking me out.

[Donna Peterson @Tuvishova6]

Isn't funny how Red, White, and Blue represent freedom.... Until they're flashing behind you

[Pamela Merrill @tavleriya]

One thing a man learns from an argument with a woman is to be a good loser.

[Diana Collier @LanaTistol]

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored just because you like them that much

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday.

[Margaret Blais @musyakaeva1]

I've tried to guess someone's password but failed.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

You're 12...you should be sucking on lollipops not dicks.

[Merna Garcia @kiryushichev]

"Quick operator send an S.O.S!" Operator : "How do you spell that?"

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

Never give up on the things you can't go days without thinking about.

[Wen Kennedy @KhrapalSola]

If you're a small guy in prison, I bet the worst cellmate you could get would be a big angry ventriloquist who misses his dummy.

[Lena Savage @Sigalkina76W]

You claim you are a "bad bitch" but you have no house, no car, and no job you're not a bad bitch you're doing bad, bitch.