Selene Sermons

Sometimes its a good thing to have fake people in this world. It helps you find out who your real friends are.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

When they really miss u, they'll do something about it... If not, u'll know where u stand.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Breaking News : Ne ws.

[Tracy Macon @ttelipman]

That one ex you don't want the world to know you dated.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Sometimes when you are arguing with a fool, he's doing the same thing.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Rumors: carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by ignorants.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

You can't play with someone's feelings because you're unsure of your own.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Once you start to dislike someone. everything they do begins to annoy you.

[Terri Reichard @bredikhinpolik1]

When I was born, I was so shocked I didn't talk for a year and a half.

[Patsy Sykes @KalikanovMega]

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

[Tobie Vrooman @DkumekhovG]

Making faces at a baby when the parents aren't looking.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Fellas: If a girl can put up with you through your worst days, and still stick with you and your mistakes, then you shouldn't let her go.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

If you dont know shit, dont say shit.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Best time to sleep: 10% When you're tired. 90% After you wake up .

[Victoria Kite @zaytunya]

WIFE: Would you ever die for me?

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Bitch please, your vagina has more users than Facebook.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

I want to open up a store next to "Forever 21" and call it, "Finally 22"

[Margaret Velazquez @khamchishkin87]

That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Food Bed Music Twitter Cellphone = Perfect day..