Patsy Sykes

When a girl tells you about her problems it does not mean that she's complaining. She trusts you.

[Judith Quandt @LobachYuvenaliy]

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

[Patsy Sykes @KalikanovMega]

That awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out the way, but they move in the same direction.

[Patsy Sykes @KalikanovMega]

Teacher:How old is your dad.Student:He is as old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Student:Because he became a dad only after I was born.

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

98% of the people in this world are stupid! Lucky for me, I'm part of the other 5%.

[Patsy Sykes @KalikanovMega]

Everyone has one friend that they secretly hate.

[Sylvia Kearney @pasykin]

I know kung-fu, taekwondo, and 34 other dangerous words.

[Patsy Sykes @KalikanovMega]

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

[Patsy Sykes @KalikanovMega]

Where do giant spiders play football? At Webley Stadium!

[Patsy Sykes @KalikanovMega]

I think that Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

I just want to meet a girl who loves me for who I am or literally any other reason.

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "*Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD

[Mary Taylor @TitDovzhenok]

You know, I wasn't convinced about that complicated political issue until I saw your overly simplified bumper sticker.

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

Sitting at Home: "Oh. It's raining. Cool." Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

[Sheila Dobbs @GeybergMs]

A computer science student cleaned his hands with a soap after removing a virus from his computer.

[Ruby Youngblood @84Stishev]

"H3y wUt r yhu dooinq?" ... About to throw a dictionary at yo ass

[Patsy Sykes @KalikanovMega]

We breath air, trees make air, homework kills trees. Therefore, homework kills us.

[Bonny Birch @masyakinagalsi1]

Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Life Insurance.

[Patsy Sykes @KalikanovMega]

ME: I'm pretty sure I already have.