Veronica Gall

Stay strong, be positive. We all struggle sometimes.

[Julie Martin @Bludnishchev93E]

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[Kimberley Rose @ichernizov]

Just discovered a 2nd way I can make myself cry--yanking out a nose hair.

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

Just held the door for an Asian guy. He said "Sank you", so I punched him in the face, I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

In kindergarden, anyone who had the 64 color pack with the sharpener ran that muthaf*cking classroom!

[Thea Vergara @DzhumabinadV8]

Someone tell me how you can "accidentally" cheat on your partner? Like, oops, I tripped and my clothes ripped off and I had sex.

[Jacqueline Campbell @lludyakova]

Guess it's time to do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note "I can't live like this..."

[Brenda Stephens @81Semendyaeva]

Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live.

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition.

[Amanda Martinez @FateychevIzosim]

When they really miss u, they'll do something about it... If not, u'll know where u stand.

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "*Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD

[Eloise North @53Bezdelina79]

I used to be able to make ends meet. But now they just stare at each other awkwardly from across the room.

[Amy Griffin @kirkorovm2]

The best kinds of laughter: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of ur eyes.

[Rose William @1977Agashina]

Saying, "OH YEAH I REMEMBER" when you really don't.

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

Hellurrr!!

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

Money can't buy you happiness, but I'd rather cry in a mansion.

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we won't talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.