Lovella Barrera

Sometimes silence is the best way to let someone know they did you wrong.

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

[Florence German @84Merkul]

Have you ever been scared to open a text? Your heart races, your stomach feels empty, and you just kind of stare at your phone?...

[Barbara Schmidt @Sochinev74]

How do Hypnotists get from place to place? By public trance-port!

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

"Are you gay?"

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

When I talk to babies and pets I do it like an idiot.

[Shannon Hobbs @sukonnovevstra1]

Nothing will ever change if you just sit there and don't have the balls to make it happen.

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

[Maria Harden @stakin74]

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[Wynona Parker @lkhvedorets_yd]

By the time you realize, what your parents said was RIGHT You'll have kids who begin to think you're WRONG.

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday.. weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday.

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

I'm not rude, I just refuse to pretend that I like you...

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

A jealous woman does better research than FBI

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

You're 12...you should be sucking on lollipops not dicks.

[Maria Hampton @MechislavPepkin]

Police Officer: "Freeze!" .. Criminal: "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.

[Gail Tejeda @88Sluzhitel]

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.