Florence German

Every girl wants a bad boy, who will be good just for them, and every boy wants a good girl, who will be bad just for them.

[Florence German @84Merkul]

S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

[Priscilla Holman @bakhishevavita1]

Ladies, if a girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN can't be stolen.

[Florence German @84Merkul]

That awkward moment when one twin calls the other twin ugly.

[Florence German @84Merkul]

Have you ever been scared to open a text? Your heart races, your stomach feels empty, and you just kind of stare at your phone?...

[Dierdre Bowman @XGpundik]

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!

[Florence German @84Merkul]

I said to a fat girl today, You're a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don't know. I said, Salad tastes good.

[Cindy Underwood @ingalov_lukyan]

You give me respect, I return respect.

[Florence German @84Merkul]

Worry works! 99% of the things I worry about never happen.

[Cara Rivera @rutatolstonoso1]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Lawrence Guerrero @anisiy_sitko]

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian kid who is better.

[Doreen Coleman @agafangeld1]

Once you take my kindness for weakness, I will be a permanent asshole to you.

[Krista Gates @sogreshilin]

Waiting on oomf to text back 1min 2mins 3mins 4mins 5mins 6mins 7mins 8mins 9mins 10mins this hoe mu

[Florence German @84Merkul]

TEACHER: What comes after 69? STUDENT: Mouthwash. TEACHER: Get out.

[Florence German @84Merkul]

I wanted to give you something you need but I didn't know how to wrap up a bath tub.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

[Barbara Presley @nazirova1988]

Kony 2012 - Unable to capture him, yet they are able to take a perfect HD photo of him...

[Florence German @84Merkul]

I respect high school dropouts. I mean, who else is going to make my hamburgers?

[Esther Klima @fmanilo1]

I miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?