Jamie Knights

Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

In kindergarden, anyone who had the 64 color pack with the sharpener ran that muthaf*cking classroom!

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

i only check my voicemail to get rid of that annoying little icon.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

If people could read my mind, I'd probably owe them a cigarette.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

Hoes make niggas (cum) , bad bitches make niggas (come out they pockets) & a REAL WOMAN makes a nigga come HOME

[Diana Fontenot @votinov83]

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

Food Bed Music Twitter Cellphone = Perfect day..

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

You look like a Barbie!" "Thanks, tall and beautiful right?" "No, plastic and without brain.

[Dina Rodriguez @pdobretsov]

My texting speed increases when I'm mad.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

That awkward moment when youve already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

[Maribel Church @1995Sudov]

Never let success get to your head, or let failures get to your heart.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

Being lied to hurts, especially when you know it's a lie and especially from someone you love.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

[Kimberly Lassiter @ilner86]

WIFE: As opposed to what?

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

Did u hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? Im taking the Subway.

[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

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[Jamie Knights @cherkas74]

Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough.