Jessica Frazier

A smile hides her pain, a hug masks her heartache, and a laugh covers her tears.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

To Do List: 1) Buy a turtle 2) Name it 'The speed of light' 3) Be able to honestly say I can run faster than the speed of light.

[Veronica Gall @Stelmashuk2016]

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

[Edith Stich @tsvelev78]

I will never forgive Steve Jobs for leaving this world before making it possible to download pizza.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

Never underestimate a women's ability to find things out.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

Dr. Seuss could've been the greatest rapper alive

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.

[Dina Rodriguez @pdobretsov]

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I'm on twitter 6. I'm eating

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

[Amy Griffin @kirkorovm2]

Brain : reminds you to do something important, refuse to tell you what it is!

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'

[Pamela Meneses @MrZonina]

In relationships, arguments are simply a test to see if a couple is strong enough to overcome it. It's what defines TRUE LOVE.

[Helen Camp @pdobryashchev]

A computer science student cleaned his hands with a soap after removing a virus from his computer.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

Yeah, bitches! I just sharpened a pencil with a KNIFE. I feel like such a man. I'm gonna go show my mom. BRB

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

That awkward moment when you wake up from a power nap and have no idea what day, month, or year it is.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

Have you ever been scared to open a text? Your heart races, your stomach feels empty, and you just kind of stare at your phone?...

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

Why test on animals if we have pedophiles in prison

[Pamela Merrill @tavleriya]

That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.