Joanne Trask

Dont trust too much. Dont love too much. Dont hope too much. Because that too much can hurt you so much

[Regina Gordillo @testeshnikova]

A bike cannot stand up on its own simply because it's "too tired" ?.

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?

[Priscilla Holman @81Dosifey]

Women know exactly what they want until the second they have to choose.

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

I read that pigs only sleep on their right side. Which finally explains why I can never get your mom to roll over.

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

[Odessa Foote @liyas_m]

Dumb phone, that wasn't a "missed" call. That was a "Looked And Saw Who It Was And Pressed Ignore" call.

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

I think i can become a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

[Cara Rivera @rutatolstonoso1]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in? That's God, playing The Sims, canceling your action.

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

Admit it...When someone falls down...you laugh at them first and then help them up.

[Crystal English @knyazhukn]

Worry works! 99% of the things I worry about never happen.

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

Dear face wash commercials, nobody actually splashes their faces with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

Just held the door for an Asian guy. He said "Sank you", so I punched him in the face, I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

[Jean Ross @80Iosafat]

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

Scientists say vanilla is the most erotic smell to men.

[Joanne Trask @psafrygin]

Teacher:How old is your dad.Student:He is as old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Student:Because he became a dad only after I was born.

[Laurie Yohe @GelsemMega]

I would go through many things for you. Let's start with your bank account.

[Bonny Birch @masyakinagalsi1]

Negative people need drama like oxygen...Stay positive, it'll take their breath away!