Jennifer Hutchings

Never be afraid to start over, It's a new chance to rebuild what you want.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

[Maggie Whatley @ArefLady]

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

I might not be everything you ever wanted, but I'm always going to be more than you deserve.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

People need to worry about their own life and not whats going on with others

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single!"

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

What the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds.

[Mary Hopkins @BakuninSeveryan]

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

You can't play with someone's feelings because you're unsure of your own.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

Ever noticed how your funniness goes up 100% when you are around your best friend?

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

It's ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, and love those who hurt us and hurt those who love us. *Sigh*

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

I just want to meet a girl who loves me for who I am or literally any other reason.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

Patient: How much longer do I have? Doctor: Ten. Patient: Ten What? Doctor: Nine...

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

Raising kids got a lot easier once I started wearing this lab coat and referring to them as my minions.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

[Jennifer Hutchings @MissNaraeva]

A jealous woman does better research than FBI