Arlene Andreasen

Surround yourself with positive people who will support you during your bad days, not just your good days.

[Helen Camp @pdobryashchev]

8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When i was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw through the Capri Sun.

[Patricia Troia @medovshchikov]

Everything is funny as hell when its not happening to you.

[Wanda Samuel @vladimirenkova1]

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

[Maria Hampton @MechislavPepkin]

In bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

Reasons I check my voicemail- 1% to hear the message, 99% to get rid of that annoying icon

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

In relationships, arguments are simply a test to see if a couple is strong enough to overcome it. It's what defines TRUE LOVE.

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

[Victoria Kite @zaytunya]

Call me virginity. because once you lose me, i ain't coming back.

[Kimberly Wilson @keuzheniya]

The death penalty: Killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is wrong.

[Julie Martin @Bludnishchev93E]

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

Every phone should have the same charger.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Kathleen Miller @lzmaev]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

Kicking ice cubes under the fridge when they hit the floor.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

"Don't try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend's place.