Shauna Moldenhauer

BELIEVE and you will ACHIEVE!

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

"Are you single?" .. "No, I'm plural." .. "No, i meant are you free this Friday?" .. "No, I'm expensive." ;)

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

After 4 or 5 successful movies, you'd think Ethan Hunt would stop referring to his missions as "impossible".

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

NO, you don't have "haters". People just don't like you. Get over yourself.

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

I don't make typos, I make new words.

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

Lies - Im fine : That was my last piece of gum : Ill call you back : Im on my way : I never got that text : I promise I won't laugh.

[Kathleen Walls @ZaulskayaG4]

Cop: You know how fast you were going? Me: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Cop: There`s no traffic. Me: That`s how far behind I am!

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

First Tab: Twitter ... Second Tab: Facebook ... Third Tab: YouTube.

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored just because you like them that much

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

Don't call my phone and ask "Who is this" . . you called ME

[Mary Taylor @TitDovzhenok]

Be careful who you trust, some people want to know your business just to tell your business.

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.

[Nanci Hebert @FlorentinSuper]

R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003 -2012 :(

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

Children seldom misquote you. They repeat word for word what you should not have said.

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

Sometimes God doesn't give what you want. Not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more!

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

"Are you jealous?" - "Nope" - "Are you jealous?" - "I said NO!" - "Okay, give me a kiss?" - "Go ask your 'friend' for a kiss"

[Shauna Moldenhauer @77Gangina]

I'm not rude, I just refuse to pretend that I like you...

[Maggie Whatley @ArefLady]

Loyal women deserve the best!