Jacqueline Goodman

It's sad how the people you were once so close with can become just another stranger you don't know.

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

I'm a leader not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

[Debra Breece @Raudin91J]

My cell phone is my watch, camera, iPod, flashlight, calculator, mailbox, and so much more.

[Amy Griffin @kirkorovm2]

Lil' Bow Wow is now Bow Wow, Lil' Romeo is now Romeo, when is Lil' Wayne gonna grow up?

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

[Laura Curry @PichkovaRada]

I had a photographic memory but it was never developed.

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me?! Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

Children seldom misquote you. They repeat word for word what you should not have said.

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

I suddenly realized why we cant see the future, because its still buffering.

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

Saying "Thats crazy" when you haven't been paying attention to what someone's saying.

[Sylvia Kearney @pasykin]

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[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[Margret Allison @2016Telyuk]

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone joins in... I'm like "Bitch, this isn't high school musical"

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

In Middle School I Remember Everybody's VoiceMail Saying "Hey Whats Up?" "What You Doing?" "Forreal?" "AHHHH You've Reached My Voice Mail"

[Bennie Warkentin @1_meyzhus]

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[Shannon Butler @iciqaweJ]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them they're quiet.

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

Twitter makes you improve your writing, the 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever.

[Jacqueline Goodman @podushkom]

That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation..