Carol Fair

Stop getting attached to people so fast, because attachments lead to expectations and expectations lead to disappointments.

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.

[Amber Frye @F6Kutashovaz]

"You are what you eat." Thats funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately.

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

Sitting at Home: "Oh. It's raining. Cool." Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

[Jung Kellum @AysedoraMr]

When I've already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so I just agree.

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

SCHOOL IS POINTLESS... English: We Speak It, History: They're dead get over it, Math: 1+1=2..Beyonce taught us that.. Spanish: We Have Dora.

[Tammy Scott @MissZakhariy]

You can't judge my choices without knowing my reasons.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

You can't control your emotions but you can control your actions, so always think before you act.

[Anne Robinson @76Protas]

The one day I try to be nicer, Is the one day that everyone decides to be a bitch.

[Terri Reichard @bredikhinpolik1]

Having a bad day is like watching a boring movie. You wanna fast-forward to the part where everyone dies.

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

Knock, knock! Who's there? Luke! Luke who? Luke through the keyhole then you'll see who!

[Rebecca Thomas @CoolPilipeyko]

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

A Hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. EVERYBODY touches it, but NOBODY wants it Lol

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[Sylvia Kearney @pasykin]

Im not ignoring your calls, my ringtone is just that awesome.

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

The Female Language: No = Yes, Maybe = No, We Need = I Want, We Need To Talk = I Want to Complain. I Don't Care = I Most Certainly Do.

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

"What's a c-section?"