Marilu Howard

If you're not willing to risk it all, You don't want it bad enough.

[Donna Peterson @Tuvishova6]

I think that Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

Loyal women deserve the best!

[Bettyann Fitch @TimonyaMega]

Alcohol is never the answer... But it does help forget the question.

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

What it says: "Do not touch." What I read: "Touch when nobody is looking."

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Twitter like its the morning paper?

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

Understand the difference between what you're getting... and what you deserve.

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

Minnie told Mickey that she wants a divorce. Mickey said, "Bitch are you fucking crazy!?" She said "Nah, I'm fucking Goofy"

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

Skinny girls run the world because fat girls don't run.

[Pamela Merrill @tavleriya]

"Don't tell your mom."

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

Don't you hate when somebody ask you to do something then complain how you do it?BITCH I AINT HAVE TO DO SHIT FOR YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE TF?

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

"Yes, and it's called 'African American TV' you rascist little jerk."

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

[Margaret Velazquez @khamchishkin87]

That one ex you don't want the world to know you dated.

[Lonnie Hammond @ManizhaZamesova]

Those who can laugh at troubles must be having a hilarious time nowadays.

[Anita Benjamin @AristidGozenko]

The awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you never even dated.

[Susan Everett @xyjojRa]

Black People Pray when they bout to Whoop somebodys Ass! "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

Not being able to iron out all of his problems made the dry cleaner very depressed.

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

SCHOOL IS POINTLESS... English: We Speak It, History: They're dead get over it, Math: 1+1=2..Beyonce taught us that.. Spanish: We Have Dora.